I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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