I'm eating all of the evidence.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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