You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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