no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
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I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
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So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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