Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
The power of my boobs compel you
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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