When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
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i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
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I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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