So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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