she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
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I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
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There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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