We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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