ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
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There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
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If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers