What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
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I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
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She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.