if you like me you must not know who I am
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
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Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
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Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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