Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize