I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
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Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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