Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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