Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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