Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I cannot find my penis.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
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We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
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That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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