Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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