do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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