didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
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Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
tell me about the fingering
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