Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
The Olympian is in my bed
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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