you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
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Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
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I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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