remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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