careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
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I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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