THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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