He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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