I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
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didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
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Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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