Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
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we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
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wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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