Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
there is another microwave in the elevator.
the raccoons are back...
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