Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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