I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
id be glad to
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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