In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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