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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?

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(310): View more from California

Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.

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