he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
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