I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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