my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
did you just send me my own nude
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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