Nicole vs. Life
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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