omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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