READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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