return my video game
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
The power of my boobs compel you
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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