exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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