it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Randomize
