She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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