when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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