is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
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I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
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"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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