So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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