break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
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Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
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I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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