What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
