walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Life without a bra equals bliss.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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