Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
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I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
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I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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