we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
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Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
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If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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