does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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