So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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