nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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